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    May 17, 2009 - 6:38pm
    Spiderpig2744
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    Whats the most pathetic enemy you could think of in a videogame.

    mine is Goomba


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    May 17, 2009 - 6:58pm
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    If any of you have played twilight princess it would be the mailer guy who randomly gives Link mail.

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    May 17, 2009 - 7:06pm
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    well he is not really from a game but


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    May 17, 2009 - 8:34pm
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    maybe you should come up with your own original idea instead of taking the GameInformer's first pick. (this same topic was in GameInformers magazine that came out last weekend, for those of you who don't know. and Goomba was the #1 most pathetic enemy.)

    anyway, my pick would probly be one of the beatles in Fable 2, they literally wait to be killed without moving or attacking.

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    May 17, 2009 - 9:30pm
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    those annoying colorful mini stick guys in smash brawl adventure mode that coem outta that protal

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    May 18, 2009 - 10:11am
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    grunts in halo when they see master chief they just run and sometimes they are holding to plasma grenades and you shoot them and they blow up like 4 other grunts

    and

    in lost planet those flying little things that don't do anything

    world of warcraft has taken another victim -_-

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    May 18, 2009 - 5:00pm
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    Their not really enemies but the chickens from the Zelda franchise.

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    May 18, 2009 - 9:31pm
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    lmao me and my friend had a neighbrahood tournament on who can survive a chicken attack the longest (i came in 2nd with 4:24)

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    May 19, 2009 - 3:27pm
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    Steve wrote:
    lmao me and my friend had a neighbrahood tournament on who can survive a chicken attack the longest (i came in 2nd with 4:24)

    Yeh but it is cool how you can control them!!

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    May 19, 2009 - 7:04pm
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    brawler9686 wrote:
    Steve wrote:
    lmao me and my friend had a neighbrahood tournament on who can survive a chicken attack the longest (i came in 2nd with 4:24)

    Yeh but it is cool how you can control them!!

    yeah but its more fun to be attacked by them

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    May 19, 2009 - 10:53pm
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    Hostages in any rail shooter in history. They are the enemy, for they are in my sights.

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    May 20, 2009 - 1:51pm
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    This was in Gameinformer!!!!
    i didnt know


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    May 21, 2009 - 2:13am
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    the little dots in pac-man (you eat them so that sorta makes them enemies)

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    May 21, 2009 - 12:05pm
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    The goo filled squid things from mario sunshine.

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    May 22, 2009 - 8:37pm
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    lol


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    May 24, 2009 - 11:36pm
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    the companion cube in portal

    Yo dawg

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    June 8, 2009 - 1:26pm
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    shadows in kingdom hearts 1 and 2

    i kill them! All of them!

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    June 8, 2009 - 3:39pm
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    overkill


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    June 10, 2009 - 10:37am
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    Annoying enemies:
    Bats (Super Mario World)
    Lakitu

    Weak enemies:
    Inkies (de Blob)

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    June 10, 2009 - 12:24pm
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    we love the companion cube CJ!! it is most definately not your enemy.

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    We ask for truth all the time, but when that truth threatens to tear apart the fundamental beliefs of your world, can you still accept it?

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    June 11, 2009 - 4:34pm
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    another is any pokemon that keeps attackign you in a cave so it takes you 23 minutes to go through a small cavern

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