FIGHT GAME

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hey guys, the last one didn't survive so here it is..

THE FIGHT GAME!

you know how to play

the most recent poster has the items, next poster posts an attack and takes the items and then the next psoter attacks them, etc.

so, the items are

shipload (SHIp! NOT S***!) of wii's

godlen toilet seats

DSI

blueprints for the Wii2

ps. im in a bomb proof sniping post, have fun

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shipload

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DSI
blueprints for the Wii2

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how did you get a banner to work

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i go and stab moneyr and eat his dog and take allt he stuff and hides in
scranton pennsyvania

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i call in lucy form elfen lied and she is nude and while your distracted i steal the stuff and then she rips off you head

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well, while you run away you slip on a banana peel, i kill lucy and i sell her body to buffilo bill and then beat you to death with moneyr's body, now i have all the things

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dang just to be clear because i might use her more this is lucy

because she is dead (for now) i throw a piece of paper at you and it cuts your head off (lucy would be proued) now i got the stuff

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sorry for messing up the page

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i build a huge gigantic fire and burn everything so now all of you have nothing to fight over and you are standing out side without any clothes in the freezing cold

and then i run away (after putting out the fire so cant have warmth)

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i use my awesome powers to make myself some very emo black cloth and chase after you

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lol lucy got cat ears...

i bring lucy back to life, cut off her cat ears, while she cries i kill you all and retire to arizona for some unknown reason

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then i come back to life and recruit chuck norris and he goes and blows up the whole state of arizona and its just more ocean
so now it looks like this:

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THERE HORNS NOT CAT EARS HORNS oh and super sonic you baster blah blah blah

so i get lucys other personality nyuu

comes up to you and gives you a hug while naked and i get the burnt stuff and magicly un burn it

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* PAUSE THE GAME!!!!!!*

THOSE ARE SOOOOO CAT EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*unpause*
*I ran found moneyr shot his body off a cliff with a m4 used an scout(sniper rifle)and shot him in left foot*

HAH HOW U LIEK THAT THAT I MESSED UP YOUR SHOES AND GOT YOU IN YOUR BIG TOE

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I take the big toe (it fell off) and through it behind camper. When he turns around I take all the stuff and by messing with one of the wiis settings a little I create a portal that causes the earth and everything and everone on its molecular structure to fall apart as soon as I am safely through the portal. I step through the portal and into my imagination where I can control everything that happens.

In other words earth along with everone and everything on it:

Where I am:

"I see," Said the blind man.
"you're lying," said the deaf man.

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then watch the show there horns (but make sure no one is around its kinda pervy) i bite camper and now he is a vampire and i take the stuff from him and then kill him

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Camper didn't have anything when you said that... and you were dead blown up, etc.

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really dang well then through the power of cheating i come back and kill all of you with and nuke and now i got the stuff

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where'd you get the nuke + where did you launch it? =P

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i bought from some guy and i lanuched it form space

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just curious but at what, my imagination, where is that? (i wanna go there)

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ummmm cana- no ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm clevland

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i kill alcuard with a chainsaw and hot glue the cat ears on his head for dark irony and then tell his mother he was watching perverted anime

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hey alcuard, nice cat ears!

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you bastard no wait i've always wanted horns how about you go watch the show and we can just get this over with

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i will, i will, also, you look very pretty with your cat ears lol

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thank you steve

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