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    March 20, 2009 - 5:04pm
    Steve
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    i was watching the office (us version, not uk ..the uk is boring ..no offense duks) and michal talekd about roasted him so they can go past those flaws and enjoy him

    so, we know the wii has issues, we know sony and microsft fanboys laugh at us, lets giggle at the wii for a bit and put it behind us..

    ill get us started

    the wii is so childish it coem swith a pack of crayons

    the wii is aimed to children so much they are making a special barney skin

    and so on

    * ps, i love the wii im not hatin on it, this is just for some laughs and giggles

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    March 20, 2009 - 6:19pm
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    The wii is so underpowered that they stopped making M and T games and brought it into kindegarden schools as a teaching method.

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    March 20, 2009 - 6:20pm
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    by the way THE OFFICE IS THE COOLEST SHOW EVER IN HISTORYS OF SHOWS WOOOT.

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    March 20, 2009 - 6:35pm
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    The wii is so small and ugly that it makes a mouse look pretty.

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    March 20, 2009 - 6:55pm
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    the wii sucks so much it's a new vaccum

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    March 20, 2009 - 7:01pm
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    lol the wii is so stupid even stupid people put holy water and kill it with a stake.

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    March 21, 2009 - 8:31am
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    its so bad nuns would curse at it

    And that's my two cents

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    March 21, 2009 - 9:22am
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    it has so many perehphels you can build a robot out of them

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    March 21, 2009 - 9:25am
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    the wii is so bad " i played the wii" is on earl's karma list

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    March 21, 2009 - 9:27am
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    the wii is so bad the even queen said "wii will not rock you"

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    March 21, 2009 - 11:58am
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    lmao

    the wii is so hard to get it's like a hot girl

    (god that was a bad joke, ill impove)

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    March 21, 2009 - 3:11pm
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    i had to read that a second time steve because i thought the rules said no profanity
    Brits say "god save the queen", wii owners say "god kill the wii"

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    March 21, 2009 - 3:30pm
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    when did i swear?

    the wiimotes are so slippery i put rock salt on them

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    March 21, 2009 - 3:54pm
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    twii out of two people that play the wii do not know that there is an M rating.

    That's a terible joke =(

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    March 21, 2009 - 8:54pm
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    the friend codes make as much sense as the ps3 being 600 dollars

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    March 22, 2009 - 1:02pm
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    Steve wrote:
    when did i swear?

    i skimmed it i only read something about hard and a hot girl

    if the wii and hannah monntana had a baby it would be satan

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    April 15, 2009 - 4:44pm
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    companies hate the wii more than democrats hate bush

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    April 15, 2009 - 6:26pm
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    the wii is worse than a mac

    o wait that's a little too much


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    April 16, 2009 - 3:53pm
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    The wii is worse than your mom. (JK)

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    July 10, 2009 - 5:07pm
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    the wii does everything.... except having good games!

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    July 10, 2009 - 7:47pm
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    GASP! Blasphemy Steve! You of all people. No hes actually right. We dont have that many great games.


    We need guns...LOTS of guns.
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    July 10, 2009 - 9:10pm
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    well, it's fun to laugh at somethign you love

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    July 10, 2009 - 10:41pm
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    My refrigerator could process video better that my Wii.

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