granted but you can't get past the first level

i wish some one would post on the RP i made

Granted but it sucks and you never want to see it again.

I wish I was a genie.

Granted but no one wants to rub your lamp. So you are stuck in there forever.

I wish I had a spaceship.

Granted but its slow and it takes forever to get anywhere.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you have to grant wishes all day.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but unfortunately you cant think of a single happy thought so you couldn't fly.

I wish I was a super hero

Granted but you turn into a supervillain and get killed by super heroes.

I wish I had the Conduit.

Granted, but it's missing the ending.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but you ended up getting the car you hated so much.

I wish I had a wii

Granted but u go crazy and buy a PS3.
I wish for an iPhone.

granted but its brocken and you can't download any apps.

i wish I had a rocket laucher

Granted but it thinks your the taRget and it blasts your face.

I wish I had an alienware laptop. IT LOOKS AWWSSSOMMME

grnated but your credit card bill coems and you see your money vanish

i wish i had a DSI

Granted but you scratch the screens and never want to play it again.

I wish I could have a rhino.

Granted, but it dies of AIDS.

I wish I had a pony, no wait, TWEE ponies.

Granted but it goes beserk and run over you and eats you afterwards.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but the money is worthless in todays economy.

I wish I had a car

granted but you crash it 5 miles from the dealership

i wish for that i would win the apple billionth app download contest

Granted but you cheat and apple bans you

I wish I had pizza

grnated but the tomatoes were rotten, you stay up all night sick as a dog, in the morning the sun comes up and you feel queezy, you stumble outside for the mornign paper and also some freash air, when the garbage truck comes by, the odor is much too much and you vomit on the street, as you do that, a police officer pulls over and asks you if you are alright, you say you are and he says ok, you drop your pokemon cards and you reach down to pick them up and the police man's scanenr goes on and he accidently hits the gas, hitting you, you wake up in the ER 2 hours later, in the middle of an operation. as you scream in pain the doctor jumps and a small knife falsl into your fleash. the doctor does not see it and 3 months later you bleed on the inside, you go back to the doctors for an x-ray he sees the knife, and takes you to another operation. it was successful and you sue the doctor for all he has, 3 weeks later you find out the doctor was really your father, now he needs money for his bills, you go to the bank but it was robbed, all the money is gone, the government is after you for not paying your bills, you flee to canada where you hide in Arvin's basement, then Arvin's mom goes downstairs to do the wash, she doe snot know your there as she is jsut there for the weekend cheacjing up for arvin, you scare her and she throws bleach in your eyes, and you go blind

i wish my science project was done

Granted, but you science project goes all wrong and creates the evil side of you and you have to go chase it down and kill it.

I wish I had a space alien

Granted, but you science project goes all wrong and creates the evil side of you and you have to go chase it down and kill it.

I wish I had a space alien

granted but it turns out to be the alien from Alien and it kills u with acid saliva.

I wish for a new episode.

Granted but it sucks

I wish school ended already

Granted but you have to go to summer school and take extra classes on the weekend.

I wish the wii 2 would come out this year and come with The conduit 2.

granted but its so expensive you can't buy it

i wish i had some alien guns

Granted, but you shoot your foot and die.
I wish for a new computer.

granted but it's a mac

i wish youtube wasnt changing :(

*Shocked* It's changing? How?

Granted, but your mom blocks it.

I wish I had TWO Wii's

Google Is making it all tv shows and movies :(

Granted but they explode

I wish for ice cream