granted but its so awesome you go blind

i wish i was a better artist

grnated but it's so awsome it comes to life and eats you..(spongebob, the frankendoodle episode)

Awwww; no wish to grant

I wish the magic 8ball was really magic (it promised me my laptop back tomorrow)

Granted but it lies.....

I wish I could cure Cancrer!

Click here to level up my card!

Click here to level up my license!

Granted but the cure is chuck Norris's tears and you die the attempt at getting them

I wish that I didn't have to go to school in 15 minutes

GRBATED..YOU GO IN 14 MNUTES

i wish my dog would let go of my foot as i type

Granted but it bites your ear instead

I wish for a huge pizza

granted, but you order thru pizza hut online and it takes years to ordor, true story

no wish again steve ok

i wish for a beer

Granted but you drink it and it kills your brain and makes you retarded for life.

I wish I had the tastiest pizza in the world.

Granted but you order from pizza hut online and it takes forever

I wish for a date with a hot [girl] supermodel

Granted but shes mean and she beats the snot out of you.

I wish I owned an amusment park.

Granted but someone gets hurt and takes legal action. (they close your park)

I wish that my computer was compatible with crysis( a computer game)

Granted but your computer gets a virus and you cant turn it on.

I wish I had every game system ever.

Been there done that

granted but your house burns down

no wish yet again super sonic.

i wish i was an eagle

granted but you fly into a pole

i wish my eagle scout project was done and i am an eagle scout

grnated but then you realize your a eagle scout, your the highest of the high, so you walk away sicne theres no longer anything else to do

i wish ben would come back

granted but he bans you from the site just because he can

i wish that rap had never been invented

Actually u can

Granted, but hannah montanna is still singing

I wish geek squad would call 2day

granted but then you got to pay them 100 bucks jsut for showing up

I wish I had a 360

Granted but you get the ring of death after playing it for 5 minuites.
I wish I had a Nintendo wii.

Granted, but it's in a forien language

I wish I was a millionare

granted but you blow all your money on worthless crap and become a hobo.

i wish i had a pet

Granted. but it has rabies and you get bit.

I wish I could "Taste the Rainbow" lol.

Also, this thread has become the most popular ever. I WIN!

granted but it tates like crap

i wish for a rose (i dont know)

Granted but a bird snatches it.

i wish i was a jedi

granted but you stabe your self in the eye with your light saber

i wish for more ouran high

Granted but it sucks and you never want to watch it again.

I wish I could be samus aran.