Granted but they forgot to make it a disk instead of a cartridge so you can't play itand if you try to run it on ds then it blows up

I wish my laptop was fixed

granted but you take it outside and you drop it and it gets run over

i wish my woodshop project was done

grnated but then some A-hole spills wood finsih on it then drops in on the table saw

i wish everything is ok with ben

Granted, but then he accuses you and you get banned.

P.S., I'm Back...

Oh yeah, I wish I was picked to be a mod...

I wish i had 10,000 wii points, so I could get every wiiware and virtaul console!!!

Granted but you don't have enough memory to hold it all
(that was easy)

I wish that it wasn't going to snow tomorrow :(

I'd just buy 3 or 4 more sd cards...

Granted but then it gets soooo hot that you melt!!!

I wish I had a drum set!
Click here to level up my license!

Granted but your neighbor gets so annoyed he burns your house down
I wish my laptop was fixed and they accidently replaced the screen so now it was a touch screen

granted but then you touch it too much and it breaks and you go to apple store they say you stole, it they taze you, you fall down crying then kick you in the face and tell you stop bleeding you wuss and they shoot you

i wish mor egames use balance boards

granted but they make you use it so much that you break it, and nintendo stops selling them!

I wish Deadly Creatures was longer...
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grnated but they run out of ideas and you must do gross tasks like crawling into flesh wounds and infecting poeple

i wish for cheesecake

Cheesecake granted but it's poisened and u die

I wish for knowledge

actually that would be kind of cool!!

Granted but then you get so smart your brain blows up!!!

I wish I had Pokemon platnum
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Granted but it's pokemon

I wish for lunch

Granted but it's delicous

I wish I hadn't double posted
Sorry

grnated but you die (for makign fun of pokemon)

i wish the conduit is in my hands

Granted but you die (for making me die)

I wish for money!

grnated but you die

i wish the, granted but you die fad is over

Granted but you die then it becomes over again (for the
Last time)

I wish to be in a room full of supemodels wearing bikinis

grbated..but there crossdressing male models ( you asked for it)

i iwsh they patch the underground cliffside in COD 5

I crap I didn't thnk of that

Granted but your tv explodes

I wish for cookies

granted but they are microscopic so you can't even pick one up

I wish I had a black Wii

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Granted but it's so small you can't even pick it up

I wish for the new iPod shuffle

granted but it's not compatible with your computer so you can't get any songs.

I wish I had The Conduit

Granted but you clip it on your clothes, it gets lost, go's through the washing mashine 3 times before you mom finds it, and by then it's ruined.....$79 down the drain...

I wish for a $50 iTunes card!

Click here to level up my card!

Click here to level up my license!

Granted, but you don't have iTunes!

I wish I had a gf...

Whats a gf

whatever, Granted but i don't know what it is

i wish i had the DSi

Gf =girfriend
I'll grant that one too

Granted but her name is ulga and is really ugly

Luigi-
Granted but you trip while walking out of game stop and drop your new dsi in a huge puddle

I wish for an iphone that I can unlock. To be verizon and then jailbreak to be able to use the network to use safari for free

Ps:
This topic has been up since October

I really need to get used to these abbreviation.
.......
Granted but you drop the iphone on the street and a car breaks it.

yeah! no wish to grant!

i wish 007 quantom of solcence didn;t suck