why would i become alucard???

granted but it only reaches 999 by march 09

grnated but you die a horrible death

why would peopel advoid me as edward? he is awsome

i wish i could go to japan and make a video game that is awsome

granted but you dont get paid any of the millions of dollars it makes

i wish i had a better hobby

granted but nobody likes you because of it

uhh... granted? but you invisibly wished you a fat hobo girl living in the middle of a street that got ran over by a reign deer.

I wish I had the best lawyer every, was free ,and would actually help me format me next wish with no flaws!

granted but then he quites cause he can find no loopull in the rule that says you can not wish for an uncorruptable wish

i wish i had a great idea for a youtube vid

granted but it turns out to be an exact recreation of a movie and you get put in jail for copyright infringement.

I wish that my sister didn't exist (you would too if you knew her)

granted but then your parents have an even more annoying brother

i wish i could come up with a wish

granted but then you wish that ...
you were a fat hobo girl living in the middle of a street that got ran over by a reign deer and then had an atom bomb dropped on you.

I wish that everyone thought the next person to post was amazing and everyone gave them €2,000.00 on sight (€ are more than $) And you can stop this power and reactivate it at anytime.

Granted but it's $5,000.00 instead.

I wish that everyone thought the next person to post was amazing and everyone gave them €2.00 on sight (€ are more than $) And you can stop this power and reactivate it at anytime.

granted- but wait then i get charged for haveing counter fit money
oh by the neder hellsing isn't a bad word its and old english last name (but with just one l) also everone avoides edward because its the naturel human instink

granted- but wait then i get charged for haveing counter fit money
oh by the neder hellsing isn't a bad word its and old english last name (but with just one l) also everone avoides edward because its the naturel human instink

i wish the girl i like would get back to school faster

i don't know edward

granted but while she was gone she relizes she hates you and never talks to you again

i wish the perfect (hot, smart, nice) girl came up to me and asked me out

granted, but it's ur moM! lolololol

i wish this freakin rollar coaster tycoon 3 gaem would freakin install correctly!

granted but it crashes your computer after yo run it

i wish the perfect girl (listed above) would come and ask me out (thats not my mom(she is not even close to perfect))

granted but the guy shes cheating on comes up and shoots you

i wish i had a copy of new guns n'roses album

granted but your cd player blows up while its in there
i wish she wasnt cheating

grated but then you get her pregnant and her mom kills you (yes i did bring the pregnant thing back)

i wish my girlfriend hadn't broken up with me

Granted, but you have to take care of her other kids she had while she wasn't with you.

I wish I had a wii made of gold!

why would i have to take care of the kids...???

granted but it won't play any games

i wish i could live in antartica

Granted, but penguins take out your knees with a sack full of pennies.

I wish I could make a flash game

granted but it would would be super easy and be about pink fluffy bunnies that won't die

I wish I could have a PS3

granted but it turns into a wii

i wish i had a girlfriend (that i don't get pregnant)

granted but it blows up

i wish i actually did get a girl :(

granted but her mom finds out and shoots you with a shotgun

i wish the girl i like would go out with me

granted but then she cheats on you
i wish you would go die

she would never cheat on me.

granted but then you die a more painful death

i wish i could ask a girl out and they say yes

granted but then you die and nobody comes to your funeral and everyone on here is happy

i wish you would stop talking to me

what i am not talking to you i don't even know where you live or who you are

i wish you guys would be nicer to me