Granted, but Chuck Norris bullies it away from you

i wish that i knew what to wish for

granted u wish for a human eating cow and get eatten

i wish school wouldnt start

granted but summer goes an forever and all you have is a man eating cow to keep your company( coming soon- part 2 )

i wish i liked pickles

granted but you start swallowing pickles whole until you choke and die.

i wish that my all my middle school friends would go to my high school.

granetd but so do i, muhahahaha

i wish i had more than $60 in my ps3 slim savings

granted, you now have 60.01$ congrats

i wish that we didn't have homework

granted but they make school 4 hours longer

I wish I was a senior

granted, your now a senior citizen

i wish live episode came out

Granted but you leave when you find out i revived this thread

I wish christmas came 2 days sooner

Granted but you die in fire because you revived this thread LOL

I wish christmas came 2 days later

granted but now you die because you continued it

i wish i had a ps3

Granted but then I steal it because I want one too lol

I wish everybody on WLTP would transfer to brawlers site (gamingwpx.webs.com)

I wish My hacking tools would work so I can hack brawlers site and put some pr0nz

That apply's for both parts

granted, but your computer died

I wish everyone was jealous of meh avatar

Granted but mine is better.

I wish I had the uncharted 2 platinum

grnated but drake comes by and beats you to death with it

i wish the informational spam stops

Granted but then Pizzlover spams even more spam than he is already spamming

I wish ben and arvin would atleast do another blog post.

granted but it turns out arvin rejected ben's idea to come back to the site and killed ben in a fit of rage when he was asked to come back. Seeing what he had done he killed himself.

I wish that i could see the girl I like

Granted but she rejects you (so original)

I wish Pizzalover avatar was destroyed.

granted, but I go kill my self

I wish someone would be my friend

granted butt all they want is for you too smoke and drink with them

I wish I could a job so I can get sum molahs

granted but ur boss is arvin

i wish arvin would start posting on here instead of talking about windows 7 and pizza on twitter

Granted but its very bad news

I wish people would come up with somewhat original wish curruptions.

P.S steve how do you know thats what he talks about on twitter?

granted, but noone said one

I wish I could have enough money for a new ps3

Granted but as soon as you do you get the yellow light of death again.

I wish spec ops wasesn't so damn hard!!!

granted, but it went away

I wish I had all of my data on my old ps3, to my new one I'm getting

granted but it fries ur new one

i wish my mother woudls top checking my facebook...

( i follow him on twitter www.twitter.com/arvinsingla)

granted, but your dad did instead

I wish I could have madd hacking skills

granted but you hack your own bank account and lose all your money

i wish i could code ( like java and c++)

Granted but you code your own computer to do absolutely nothing.

I wish this spec ops wasn't so damn easy! (on veteran)

PS: I can code and hack? lol