I wish for a donut.

granted but insted of jelly its filled with blood (yumm)(by the way have you ever even heard aerosmith or zztop)

i wish for that all the good wishes weren't already used

Granted but the game ends.

I wish for some dunkin' donuts donut holes......yum

yum indeed however someone droped them on the floor so you die of the flu (tee hee)

i wish my ipod had more gig

Granted but it catches fire and gives you 3rd drgree burns

I wishh I had the conduit

granted but its a pireted copy so you get arrested

i wish the cake wasn't a lie

Granted, but it turns out everything else is.

I wish for sum chocolate

granted you get 'sum chocolate" which tastes like math

i wish kingdom hearts 3 came out today

granted but sora dies in the first scene and is replaced with hello kitty (thats japan for yeah)

I wish that they'd make portal for the wii

granted but then IGN rates it a 4 and no one buys it.

I wish this topic would go on forever.

Granted but you can never stop posting on it so you live with your parnents the rest of your life and become a social reject (by the way i just happen to be listedning to forever by kiss weird)

I wish that rap was never invented

grnated... i agree

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i want a thousand

Granted but they ship it on a truck without boxes and the truck piles it on your yard not realizing you were there(u die)

I wish for the new iPhone

granted but five seconds after you get it a new better one comes out so now your the loser with an out of date hunk of junk

I wish for school to start again (no i'm kidding (or mental))

grnated but kids make fun of you for going to wiiliektopodcast.com and you go into a evil rage and slice up everyone, while im safe in pittsburgh, sipping tea and eating ho-ho's while watchng your school's securtiy cameras which i uploaded to my computer

i wish we had a forum topic to put all these games in

Granted, but you fail because it's a new SUB-FORUM that we actually need.

I wish for a carmel apple.

Granted but a cat steals it.

I wish the summer wouldn't go by so quickly.

Granted but they make it so long that you forget everything you ever learned in school and have to start all over.

I wish I had XP instead of vista

granted but your computer crashes

i wish that more people then just the (something like) 30 of us went on wtlp

granted then 300 people go on WLTP and arvin has to shut down the site

I wish I would get a psp GO

granted, but the c driver fails, and you cant use it anymore

i wish that i could get a dsi

grnated but your like me and can;t get the thing to hook up to the club nintendo server so you cant get the 90 day extra warrenty

i wish school wasn;t in 30 days

granted it starts tomorrow (by the way steve i live maybe half an hour from pittsburgh)

I wish i had more money to blow on cds

granted, but then you didn't have any money EVER for anything else

i wish that some good would go on tv for a change

granted but your tv blows up

i wish i wish i was a fish

granted but a shark eats you

I wish I had a new iPod

aww crap! * boards up windows*

granted but steve jobs puts a microchip in it, whenever someone around you says "cheesecake" the ipod shocks you

i wish for some...CHEESECAKE!

granted but it's poisened and you die.

I (really) wish ben and arvin would hand the site over to somebody who has the time.

granted but they give the control to me and I turn it into a taco selling site muahahaha

i wish for a taco

(you are definitly right about that)

granted but you get it from taco bell and the lettuce has e coli and you die as a result of it.

I wish more people understood the dangers of a WW3