granted but she stabs you with a knife and as your dying you find out shes an assasin

you didn't post a wish! ill make ur wish for you

alcard: "i wish Steve had a million cookies"

GRanted, they are choclate chip

i wish i could live in japan

granted but you only speek english

i wish that i could play guitar

granted but you can only play hannah montanna's "best of both worlds"

i wish for a new shadow the hedgehog game

granted but it mislabled and it turned out to be the new bratz game

i whis my friends would let me sing in there band

granted but you are the worst singer ever

i wish my girlfriend wasn't an assassin

granted but after she decides to stop being an assassin she dumps you cause her whole plan was to kill you later

i wish i could make a website as cool as arvin's

granted but nobody goes to it

i wish my girlfriend wasn't planning to kill me

Graanted, but your mom kills you instead

i wish it could be 70 degrees out and have 2 feet of snow and the snow doesn't melt and there is no ice

granted, but u freeze to death

i wish for all the money in the world

my mom would never ever ever kill me

granted (non corruptible)

i wish my mom or dad or anybody i know would kill me (i am just going along with the game but please try to be nicer about it)

granted, but ur torchured first

i wish for a new non-exploding laptop

i get torchered first? (how can i get torchered FIRST if i am not going to get killed)

granted but it is the worst computer ever because it is not a mac

i wish i had a dsi (that rocks[ so now you can't say "but it sucks"])

wish granted, but it blew up the first time u used it

i wish that i had the best non-poisned pizza

Granted, but the pizza was high in trans fats and you became obese. You can't even see you toes anymore.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

granted but now school is 2hours longer because you need the time to do the work

i wish i had a sweet emo jacket

granted but you find cocain in the pocket and u get arrested and a guy named big pete kills you in jail

i wish i could be a good comedian

granted but you cant get a word in edgewise because everones alwasy laughing so hard

i wish i would win the fight game

granted, but noone came

i wish i knew how to spell

granted but now you can't speek

i wish i was alucard

you already are

i wish my dsi wouldn't blow up

granted it implods instead (implod means collaspes in on itself) i wish i was a ocser meyer weiner

granted but the poparotiz take a picture of you in your underwear

i wish i was the person alucard (WATCH HELLSING)

granted, but noone likes u

i wish i had the best non-poisened candy

pizza use a imagintive answer granted but you find out you are allergic to it

for the last time i wish i was Alucard

granted, but u look ugly

i wish i was handsome

lolol u called ur self ugly

granted but your really vain

i wish i was edward from twilight

granted but everone avoids you

I wish everone here would watch hellsing (alucards not ugly)

i refuse to watch h***sing

i wish alucard wasn't alucard

Granted, but you become alucard

I wish this thread makes 1000 posts by march 2009....