Granted, but You are still to poor to get one.

I wish for some moolah.

granted you get a cow

moo-lah, i don;t know what the lah would be but let's say, someone stole it.

i wish for another live episode

granted but u missed it

I wish we could have live chat

granted but it's full of spam

i wish we had a regular live podcast

Granted but they are bad

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

grnaetd but you can wish them...i can

i wish for a million dollars

i wish for a golden dog that meows

i wish for never having to watch top gear again

granted but i dont want to corrupt them all

i wish that i didnt miss the live special :(

granted but your computer dies on you in the middle of the special(because you have Vista)

I wish the Special was up so I can see it again.

grnaetd but you die of laughing at ben's blanket (wait for the episode lol)

i wish i had a conduit t shirt

Granted but it turns out it was WLTP shirt.

I wish I had Dr.Pepper.

what's wrong with a WLTP shirt

granted but it only has 22 flavors muhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

i wish for a fish (i didi it because it rhymed)

Granted but it's not in water so it dies.

I wish I could spend more time with friends (in real life lol)

Granted, But it turns out you have no friends.

I wish that more people would realize how good of a web designer I am.

**COUGH** http://briangatti.com **COUGH**

nice website, ill have to explore it when im not super busy like right now lol,

grnated but arvin gets upset and buys your site so you can design anymore

i wish the live episode is finnally out

Granted but it ends up that you miss it.

I wish that I could have a dollar.

BTW great site.

I still need to get flash player and a program to put it on the internet before I can make mine.

granetd but it's an illegal dollar and you go to jail

i wish inoek errati's new album will fianlly surface

Granted, but insted of inoek errati's . It is Hanna Montana. So eveybody goes on a deadly rampage (excpet for the fans) and decide to take Hanna Montana to jail for her illigal music.

no wish, ka-ching!

i wish i had a ps3

And then you realize you wished for a PS3 and destroy it.

I wish for a koala.

Granted but a dog eats it

I wish I could meet Samus Aran. (and maybe do some other things with her lol)

granted but she dumps you after she notices your a space pirate lol.

I wish I had the chozo varia suit from super metriod.

Granted but it is only an inch tall toy

I wish I had $2.75

grnated but whatever you want to but is $2.78

i wish tv dinners didn;t take 45 mintues to cook in the oven, im tryng it out to see fi it's better

granted not they they take an hour.

I wish for a new phone.

Granted but you get a FREE phone.

I wish COD wasen't so addictive.

Granted but then u start playing WOW and get atticted to that.

I whish for a new iPoD.

Granted bot it's the crappy 1 GB I-pod shuffle.

I wish for an I-phone

Granted but you sell it to buy my crappy 1 GB iPod shuffle and let me keep the change.

I wish for more people to join me on instant action.

Granted but as soon as that happens the site crashes.

I wish I could get GH:WT

Granted but you only get the game not the guitar, drums, or microphone.

I wish the GH drums werent 100 dollars each!