Granted but your second post in your double post sneaks up and kills you

I wish I spent less time on the internet and more time playing games lol

granted but the games you play are computer games, and you die form the irony

i wish my finals would just come cause im like 1% from a D in bio and i want it over with

Granted but you fail the final (I have a D in science)

I wish 8th grade was easier than 1st grade.

granted but they wont change the ciriculum til after you get out of 8th grade

i wish to be able to go to the moon

Granted but your so anxious to go that you go there untrained and end up in a horrible accident.

I wish I had 10,000 Wii Points.

Granted, but they just changed the name to "Nintendo Points"

I wish this topic made it to 1000 posts!

granted but when it is at 999 your mom comes and deletes this topic

I wish I could win 100 dollers

granted but then it burns right before your eyes

I wish i would get good grades on my report card

Granted but next year you don't

I wish there would be 3 months vacation instead of 2 months.

Granted, but the world ends on the first day.

I wish I could dunk....sigh. I can only grab the net...

Granted but when you do dunk your first time the backboard breaks.(I could dunk how tall are you?)

I wish more people believed in the apocalpse

granted, i do

december 21th 2012 baby!

i wish all non belivers of that day die and me and brawler and the other 7 belivers survive

granted but it doesn't happen and you have to repopulate the entire world

I wish the podcast didn't stop

Granted ME TOO

I wish Someone could take over arvin and bens place.

granted but it's neder :P

i wish for mods! and more podcast! and pie!

granted but all the mods are people who signed up and never came back, me too, and the pie's rotten

I wish i could play the ocarina better

Granted but nobody cares to hear your song.
I wish Episode 30 wasn't the last official podcast

Granted but that has been granted like 3 times already LMAO.

I wish I knew and understood japanese.

granted but everyone stops speaking that language

I wish I Had a 100 bucks

Granted but when you are at a mall you accidently drop the 100 dollars.

I wish the world would speak one language. (but cultures are still different)

I am 5'6". If you said you were 13, no way you could dunk on a 10-Foot goal. That is the one that HighSchool uses. I can though however dunk on a 8 and 1/2 foot goal. I can jump high xD.

Considering the Apocalypse...(prepare for an extra long post!)

In the Bible, it states that a false-god will rule the world in a one-world government with the lower-class and the upper-class. He will reign for about 4 years (which is the interestingly the same as a presidency...) and eventually god will come in and stop it all.

So....no apocalypse, but that might be the beggining...

Anyways, Granted, but you lose the ablity to speak.

I wish for another wish.

Granted but when I corrupt it you keep saying I wish for another wish so then nobody goes on to this thread anymore.

I wish high voltage will make the conduit 2.

granted but there's nothing new or interesting and everybody loses interest. (they've already annouced a sequel btw)

I wish more people liked sony and more people hated microsoft.

Granted but people started hating sony more and more people were liking Microsoft.

I wish WLTP did not have to end their podcast

granted but the explods because that's the 4-5 time that has been wished.......... on the same page o____O

I wish sonic didn't suck so much.

Granted but then everone keeps using sonic and the game gets boring.

I wish they would make super smash bros 3.

LOL They already have.

SSB

SSBM

SSBB

I wish for motion plus.

grnated but you get the tennis game that arvin said sucks

i wish wario land shake it has a sequel

ps. good job having a half naked girl as your sig alcuard rofl

granted but doesnt come out til the next nintendo console and it is just new play control

i wish alucard's sig wasnt so graphic

grnated but then you have every hormonal teenage boy after you * lol

i wish the podcast came back (even if only as a audio podcast)