granted but they explode when you first touch them

i wish microsoft would stop making zunes and apple would stop making operating systems

Granted. but Bill Gates and the Apple guy chainsaw off your head in anger.

I wish I could have a life :)

Granted but it gets to your head and you bungee jump off the empire state building and the cord breaks and you plummet to your death.

I wish Sony would not make a PS4

granted but bill gates chops off your head

i wish that my windows 7 aero features would work

Granted but you call windows then they said you can't use it.

I wish the new Ghostbusters game for the wii wasen't cartoon like.

granted but now it sucks (you asked for it)
ps my aero works now

i wish that my trend micro key would work with the 7 version

Granted but you lose it

I wish I knew what a trend micro key was

granted but you blow up after i tell you that it is the product key for trend micro which is anti virus software

i wish that twitter was working

Granted but the owner of twitter suspects you of posting "bad" stuff and sues you

I wish the Pokemon TCG was simpler

Granted but nobody plays PKMN anymore you newb.

I wish Fat Princess for PS3 would finally come out!

granted but she is fat and ugly

i wish it wasnt so bright out

granted but now ur iq is 12

i wish my DSI could watch youtube videos

Granted, but the reselution sucks mega bucks.

I wish I could fly...

P.S., I have a DSi, they rule.

P.S.S, you just made the 400th post. Woot!

Granted but a hunter mistaken you as a bird and shoots you
I wish i had my own computer

Ranted but it's a mac
I wish for a tablet thingy for my pc

Granted, but you buy a mac instead
I wish for a new laptop

granted but its a macbook

i wish for more memory on my windows 7 drive

Granted but you use it up on worthless crap

I wish weeds never existed.

Granted but the people that sell weed killer lose lots of jobs and the Us falls apart (huhhh like it already isn't).

I wish my science teacher wasen't so mean.

Granted but they replace him/her and the next one is even meaner

I wish so many people didn't hate wii and nintendo so much :***(

granted but you blow up as soon as that happens

i wish for the new wltp episode

granted but they don't give any interesting information (for some reason)

I wish people didn't hate the wii's motion controls so much.

Granted, but then the PS3 and 360 get motion control and they hate all of the consoles.

I wish Nintendo would announce a new Zelda for Wii at E3 this year. *Crosses fingers*

granted but then sony offers nintendo trillions of dollars to buy out nintendo and they take over and make the new zelda

granted, but you never made a wish so your genie gets mad and kills you

I wish there was an easier way to record my TV screen

granted but only supersonic (me) knows how so you have to ask him and then it turns out it actually costs $50 just for the main device and software (not to mention the cables)

i wish i would stop forgetting to wish

granted but with that on your mind you have forgotton your name, you stumble outside, and you fall in an open manhole, you go unconcious, when you awake you find out the sewage took you to pittsburgh, you crawl out and find me listening to inoke errati by the football stadium. you go up to me and start doing a dance untill i tell you your name, which i never end up doing, after 14 hours of dancing you go insane, you climb the top of the highest building in pittsburgh and jump out, by a stroke of luck you land on a blimp, you loose your footing and fall in the river, you get picked up by a fishing net where you are unseen and taking to the catfish packaging factory, inside there you get caught and you are arrested by the police, you are taking to jail and asked your name for your record, you tell them the whole story, they think you are mentally unstable and they put you in a insane asylum, the asylum runs out of room and they myst give you a roomate, your roommate is Neder.

i wish podcast 30 is out

Granted but days before you send a email threating Ben and Arvin if they don't make the podcast you will hack there site making it so you only can acceses the site and as a result they hurry to make it but the podcast is so bad and everyone cries and blames it on you. As a result of that no one is willing to talk to you so you get mad and never return back to the site but you decided to make your own site but it costs lots of money and it's unsuccesful so you get so poor you live on the street. When you are on the street you trip and fall and end up in the hospital where everone feels bad and makes a fundraser for you and save up money for you and you return with your family back to your orignal house but its all over the news that happened and Ben and Arvin forgive you so you end up goign back to the site.

I wish I didn't have to take finals!

Granted but after you're teachers send out an email telling you that they cancelled it, your email provider crashes and you don't know that you don't have to study. You wake up the next morning (late) after studying all night and then you start rushing to get ready while being really stressed out. you run outside and you have no pants on. your car crashes half way there and you get out and your shirt rips on a tree and then you're only in your underwear. you start running while leaving your car in the middle of the road. suddenly a huge truck slams into it. you continue to run to school. you trip over a rock and you slide and your under garmets slide off. you are now completely nude and continue to run to school. you run in the room and sit in your normal desk. you heave a sigh of relief and then realize that this was actually a meeting for the girls volleyball team and almost every single girl you know is there. they start to laugh you feel like an idiot and then when you do actually take finals you fail because you were to busy reading this

i wish that the recent posts on this werent so long

granted but the next posts get boring and everybody loses interest in the thread and is long forgotten.

I wish nasty bees like wasps (not honey bees) were gone cause all they do is sting you.