Granted but I dont know what that is

I wish I had a Xbox 360.

granted but it gets the red ring of death and microsoft dosen't fix it.

i wish i was a dragon.

Granted but Prince Charming comes and slays you.....

I wish my new friend would come over

granted but he brings a shot gun and kills you

i wish that i would remember to wish for something everytime

Granted but you forget to grant wishes

I wish I could get a DSi (and buy it at Gamestop and make it home safely)

Granted but you forget to grant wishes

I wish I could get a DSi (and buy it at GameStop and make it home safely)

Granted, but soon after you bought it and drove off. You got into a car crash and sent to the hospital. Unfortunately you died and find yourself at the gates of heaven. But god says you have to spend 30,000 years in purgatory. So you have to go there for a long time. (no offense to any Christians or people who might feel offended by this statement)

I wish I had a laptop

granted but its one of those paper ones that they us as displays

I wish I could play M rated games.

Granted but the M rated games you play suck really badly
I wish I had a puppy

Granted but it gets stolen.
I wish I had GH Metallica.

Granted but it also sucks
I wish there was more FPS games for wii

granted but they all suck

i wish for $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999and nothing bad happens to me or the money or get it taken away

nothing bad eh? granted, but you have so much money you grow weary of the money and choose suicide

i wish for a shadow the hedgehog game for the wii

granted but it's new play control not a sequal

i wish for a cooler phone

Granted but it sucks
Did you notice a pattern
I wish for wish that cannot be corrupted in a funny way

granted but it's corrupted in a bad insulting way.

I wish somebody would respond/accept my dare.

http://wiiliketopodcast.com/forum/general_discussion/the_new_offical_off_topic_thread?page=1#comment-13791

granted but they get annoyed by the music and explode (or turn it off like me)

i wish that google wasn't such a b*tch to youtube users

granted, but now it's a b*tch to everythign but google users

i wish i could go to canada

Granted but you get swine flu......

I wish..........I wasn't running out of wishes.

Granted but you get swine flu......

I wish..........I wasn't running out of wishes.

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Granted but then you have so many wishes in your head you cant write them down and completely forget

I wish the movie Tenacious D made more money at the box office rather than just making 3 million.

Granted but then it gets a VERY bad review from a famous critic and no one wants to buy the video and the company goes bankrupt, and the goverment tries to bail them out, therefore you go bankrupt, then your wife dies of swine flu and you don't know how to afford to feed the children (let alone yourself)........so you go insane and kill your whole family and get your 15 minutes of fame.

I wish my mom didn't make me listin to talk radio 24/7 (the I wouldn't know about this stuff)

granted, but she makes you listen to it 23/7.

I wish I had a pony...of sweettarts.

Grnated but the pony gets rabias then bites you and you get rabias too.

I wish for the next episode of WLTP

Granted but Arvin says High voltage said hte Conduit will NEVER come out in the US (or canada, etc)

I wish I had more music on my iPod

granted but you turn it up to loud and go def.

I wish I was a zombie

granted but you get killed in zombieville usa (ipod touch app)

i wish that i would have a million swag bucks

Granted but milllions of people don't even know what a swagbuck is so they don't have anymore.

I wish I had the wireless drums for Guitar Hero World Tour