Granted, but it melts

I wish I had some candy

Granted but someone puts bleach in your candy while your not looking and you die a painful death.

I wish I had all the wii games ever made

granted but they are pirteded and you get arristed (sorry i won't be on till about the end of the shcool year(bad grades))

i wish for better grades

Oh yeh I am like a B- to B+ student and sometimes my parents ground me too for like 3 weeks when my report card comes.

Granted but you get suspended for the rest of the year and you get into even more trouble with your parents.

I wish I won 10,000 wii points and a DSi

Granted, but you fail all your school subjects and your parents take them away and ground u for life.

I wish for another wish.

Granted but a genie see's your abusing your powers and sends you to live with him. By the way HE DOESN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DOESN'T HAVE A COMPUTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish I had a pet gorilla the size of my thumb

Granted but the people messed up your order and gave you a life size Gorilla instead
I wish I had a penny

Granted but it's tails up and you get bad luck for 5 years and end up going to jail for making pirated movies.

I wish I owned Nintendo

Granted, but you lead it into bankruptcy and Nintendo exists no more. Jk

I wish I had a dog

Ohhh lol I put down that I was talking about a gorilla then when I went back I saw it change I thought I was going crazy or something.

i wish i had actully read the book for english(it was by winston churchill crazy hard stuff)

I never knew Winston Churchill was a writer.... cool. But he was the minster of Great Britian in WWII so how is he a writer?

no wish, yes, i save in typing, you still die though

i wish the conduit won't have annoying kids abusing wii speak

Granted but you find out there are a earth-load of kids who love to abuse Wii speak
I wish had a wand

granted but you turn yourself into an ant.

I wish I was Mr.Ford in the conduit.

Granted but he dies at the end of the game.....

I wish I could play the drums and be in a country band (famous or not).

Granted, but no one wants you.
I wish I was swimming with a shark

Granted but then a guy comes and tries to kill the shark and misses, and hit you

I wish I had a 16 Gig iPod nano (instead of an 8 Gig)

granted but you buy it from some guy off the streets and it breaks the second you plug it into your computer

i wihs i was DJ and got payed really well

granted but you have to play crapy music all day and you go insane.

I wish I was spider-man

granted but you fall off the wall

i wish for more itunes money

granted but you lose your giftcard
I wish for a guitar.

Granted but all the strings break and one of them cuts your finger.

I wish TrueBlood would hurry up and be new again.

Granted but you don't like it.

I wish I was had a fast car.

Granted but you crash into a wall at full speed (but you live)

I wish they kept mewtwo in SSBB with allthe same moves

granted but everybody hates him and never plays as him.

I wish I had a really good computer instead of a crapy one.

Granted but you buy a really expensive computer on Ebay and it turns to be slow so you call the guy but you find out he moved to Brazil.

I wish I had a 16 GB I pod touch

granted but you buy it on ebay and it's bricked

I wish SuperSonic wished for something.

granted but he wished for something uncorruptable.

I wish I was the guy.