granted but then you get her pregnant 3 more times

granted, but ur whipped and she's just using u

i wish i had a hammer

granted but the hammer becomes alive and starts hitting you on the head

i wish i had another magic toothbrush

Granted but captain falcon comes and falcon punches you in the crotch (owwww)

i wish i could be a shadow the hedgehog mascot at a sonic game release party

granted but then link comes and kills you with the master sword

i wish i could become invisible

Granted but you think ur going into the girl's locker room but you really go into the boy's and you dig ur eyes out

i wish i could fly

granted but a plane rams into you and kills you

i wish christmas would come sooner

Granted, but you miss it cus ur at school!

I wish i could make my own wii game

granted but your game never comes out and you lost a million dollars

i wish i lived in antartica

Granted, but global warming makes it feel like you're on fire and you die lol

I wish nerders sig doesn't say how he doesn't spam.

granted, but...hmmmm...thats a hard one... i think we all wish that.

i wish neder would leave.

ganted but then he comes back under a different user name

i wish neder would get banned

Granted but he makes another account.

I wish Disaster Day of Crisis would come out in the US.

he cant get another account if he is banned....
thats the hole point of the banishment

granted but it sucks

i wish i was as smart as Albert Einstein

grbated but then u realize einstein has been dead or years so now ur as smart as a dead guy

i wish i could be in the next podcast

granted but you go to Arvin's house in you underwear cause you're so nervous and he doesn't have any clothes u can borrow so you have to be in the podcast like that

i wish i had a pony

granted but your little sister steels it

i wish everyone would get banned

p.s i promise to be nicer to everybody and will not post hardly any unecesery posts

granted, but everyone makes a new and improved WLTP and you are stuck alone on this website. [arvin and ben left with us]

i wish i could believe neders promise.

granted but then he doesn't break it

i wish i had a 12 sided rubiks cube (which there is one but i forget what its called)

grbated but you play it and you get frustrated and u slam it agenst a wall and iut breaks

i wish i have 34,000 points on mario kart online

granted but they get stolen by me because i am way better

i wish episode 28 was out

granted, wait, it's WLTP that's un corruptable lol

i wish they did a recount and McCain is really the president

granted but he screws up the entire country

i wish i had WOW

granted but you relize that you can't pay for it and your account gets banned
I wish i had a english accent

i meant buy it in a store and not have to pay for the subsrcription

granted but then everybody hates you

i wish i could beat my 7 second rubiks cube solve

why would they hate me and
granted but you break your hand

i wish i was a vampire

Granted, but you bite a raccoon and get rabies.

I wish that I could contribute to the site.

granted but nobody likes what you contributed

i wish my girlfriend would never break up with me (i think she is going to)

granted but you find out shes not right for you

i wish that the girl i like liked me (well mabye she dose)

granted but then you go out with her and find out that she has a cold cold sole

i wish my current girlfriend would make out with me (i made out with my last one [and we (me and my current girlfriend) have been dating for like a year]