Granted, but it's soon stolen by your jealous friend.

I wish for a PS3. Never mind that's already corrupted... jk jk

I wish for a brand-new motorcycle.

Granted, but its ran over.

I wish for Guitar Hero World Tour.

Granted but it's the PS3 Versioin! BURN

I wish I was on the podcast

i wish i had a penguin

GRanted but the penguin somehow gives neder an STD and neder dies

i wish i oculd become invisilbe

Granted, but you no longer can go invisible. You could in the past but not anymore, in other words.

I wish that I can grant my own wishes.

too bad the goverment turns into a dictator ship and steals ur though of mind so you can't grant them... 0.o lol.

i wish mccain beats obama

i wish i had a ps3 xbox 360 and a ps4

stop posting wishes without corrupting the other one first goosh!
okay:
granted but they blow up after a lightning bolt strikes you house...

i wish i had a hot girlfriend

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grnated, but she has a horrible soul

i wish neder will learn how this game works rather than getting his post count to 1000 so he can get a medal arvin hasn't even designed yet

granted but neder gets banned and you also do in a weird mixed up way

i wish i was not a nerd!

granted, but now ur not gunna get a well-paying job as an executive at some big company...

I wish i was a balla

whos balla

okay granted but you trip and get paralyzed

granted.
i wish you guys weren't so mean to me

granted, but your tragically hit by a truck and are now paralized from the neck down.

I wish i had a pig.

I wish for a PS3

granted put that turns on your girlfriend and you get her pregnant

i wish i was cool

no not literally
granted but then you go out with the hottest girl in school and everybody hates you because of it

i dont get her pregnant?

you want to get her pregnant??

i wish for a zelda game with voice acting

i dont wanna get her pregnant i just thought it was coming? do i still get to have you know what with her?

granted but they decide to make it for ps3 and not wii
lol idk

ummm i wish that hot girl that i went out with (above) actually came and asked me out

Wish granted ,but there is terrible voice acting

I wish fo a Zelda movie !

i just granted his

okay granted but its only in japan

now grant my wish^

Granted but she asked you out , because she lost a bet

I wihs for the death of all sonic game!

granted but she ends up going down
above??
i wish i had a pet penguin

well go to hell
okay i wish that after she asked me out after the bet she started to like me and actually goes out with me for the next year

granted but you get her pregnant twice
why would you tell me to go to h***
i wish i had an xbox 360

granted, but you go to the store, and pick up an Xbox 360. when you get home, you open the box to find that a PS3 was somehow put in there by mistake. now thats a shame.

i wish i would not procrastinate on my homework that i should be doing now.

granted but then you still get an F

i wish that she hadnt got pregnant either time
HA!